Random. Me. You Smell Like Fish. Showers.

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to blog I go... err, come? I don't know, but for some reason when I was about to type "Hi," my brain just started singing, because I'm a weirdo like that. 

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Anyway. I was thinking today (and a lot of this past week, actually), and I realized some crazy stuff about myself. I'm here to share some of that with you, provided you don't take it and use it against me or think I'm smokin' crack or something else crazy like that. 

1. I like lists. Ha. Bet you hadn't noticed. I'm not a list person in real life, just on the blog. I mean, I've tried to write up a pretty little list to take to the grocery store with me, but have yet to succeed. Once I see all the yummy goodness, I just go crazy and start throwing stuff in the shopping cart (word vlog rant here). 
If you're a list person, though... here's a cute little template I made. Click the link under the picture to download or print. It fits to a standard piece of paper. 

Click here to download or print
2. I am a total German nerd. I believe this is self-explanatory. Or selbsterklärend, if you wanna get all fancy and learn a German word. 

3. I can be sensitive. Especially when people try to tell me to do things I already know how to do. I know they are just trying to help, but some flip in me automatically switches, and I assume they think I don't know what I'm doing or that I'm an idiot. I'm working on this. It usually doesn't bother me when it's someone I don't know very well, but it happens with friends or family (or people I can't stand). 

4. I have to do lists in groups of 5. I have weird little OCD quirks. Don't believe me? Go here and read about my weird shower thing (it's #2 on the list). 

5. I like to come up with weird insults for people. "You smell like fish" and "You are a poopy-headed monster-breath-face" are two of my favorite. Others include, but are not limited to: "poop-eater," "fish-face," "fart-sniffer," etc., etc. Yes, I'm incredibly mature, and I could probably win a name-calling contest against a 5-year-old. Thank you for noticing. 


Breenah said...

The sensitive thing? I TOTALLY understand. Was not a good thing when it came to work, haha.
And I have a rule that I can only buy things on my shopping list. However, I'm a rule breaker. Or I'll just add stuff to my list after I get to the store.

Brooke @ Silver Lining said...

Snow White! That is totally taking me back.

Oh, and I am such a list person. It's almost obsessive.

Niken said...

i like list too, but when i'm going to a grocery store/bookstore, that list existence will be forgotten

Keri said...

#3 is definitely me, too. I've been battling that tendency all my life.

I use a grocery list, but only because I hate shopping and a list lets me see how close to being DONE I am! :) Other than that, I'm not a list girl, they make me feel pinned down and obligated.

Samantha said...

poopy headed monster breath face is definitely my favorite

Dorothy Explora said...

i'm just as mature as you - i often have spontaneous "who can laugh the craziest!??" laugh-offs with my friends children. and all of a sudden - they're "so" grown up! yeah..! right. there's a reason why we were friends. ahah.

Dearest Lou said...

You're too funny Alyx, also I'm loving the new layout!

Natasha Louise Taylor said...

Alyx I'm loving your new blog look!! So cute!! Snow white, yayyyyy!!! We both have disney brains, i love that.

I am with you on the sensitive thing, I think it's more of a, 'do you really think I don't know how to do that?' kind of thing, like they think your stupid, happens all the time with me, people think I'm naive a lot.

That is SUCH a cute listy thing you made!! I love lists and am going to have to save this. :)

I guessed the little funny insults you came up with just through reading your blog! haha You are too funny! :)

gapoole said...

The best insults are still the ones from The Sandlot

Sara Louise said...

Lists are so my thing! I've written a list just about everyday of my life since I was 12. My day goes all wonky without a list.

Anonymous said...

Don't know what I'd do without making a thousand lists! :) haha. And I'm really sensitive too.... Really messes with my ego when people try to boss me around.

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