Hello there, friends. I know it's Valentine's Day. I'm not going to tell you all how much I love my husband (I've told him plenty of times today). If you want to know how much I love you, check out this poem that I wrote for you.
Anyway. Allow me to take you on a train ride. This train just so happens to be my train of thought.
I think at 1,000 miles per hour.
Sometimes I feel like I talk that fast, too, but I don't know if that's humanly possible.
I am, however, a super speed reader.
I once read "Green Eggs and Ham" really really fast.
Actually, I sort of feel the need to do a vlog showing you guys my speed reading skillz.
They're pretty crazy.
I wonder if the text is online?
Let me go look...
Hmmm, I just found a word document.
I hope there's not a virus in there.
Eh, nope. Looks like it's okay.
Look, I told you this was a train ride, so you're getting every thought that pops into my head.
Here it is.
Hmmm. Should I do this?
Are my speed reading skills as good as they used to be?