My Thoughts. [Fox in Socks?]

Hello there, friends. I know it's Valentine's Day. I'm not going to tell you all how much I love my husband (I've told him plenty of times today). If you want to know how much I love you, check out this poem that I wrote for you. 

Anyway. Allow me to take you on a train ride. This train just so happens to be my train of thought. 

I think at 1,000 miles per hour. 
Sometimes I feel like I talk that fast, too, but I don't know if that's humanly possible. 
I am, however, a super speed reader. 
I  once read "Green Eggs and Ham" really really fast. 
Actually, I sort of feel the need to do a vlog showing you guys my speed reading skillz. 
They're pretty crazy. 
I wonder if the text is online? 
Let me go look...
Hmmm, I just found a word document. 
I hope there's not a virus in there. 
Eh, nope. Looks like it's okay. 
Look, I told you this was a train ride, so you're getting every thought that pops into my head. 
Hehehehe. 
Here it is. 
Hmmm. Should I do this? 
Are my speed reading skills as good as they used to be? 
I guess we'll find out. 
No! Wait! It wasn't "Green Eggs and Ham!!" 
It was "Fox in Socks!"
You're welcome. 


10 comments:

Meg {henninglove} said...

actually not writing about v-day is refreshing right now. my brain has turned to mush with all this valentines loveness floating around this blog-world. and i might have had to exercise my brain a bit with your poem so thank you

Barbara said...

Holy moly you're hilarious!

B said...

ohmygawdyoureadsofasticantevenkeepupwithyou.thismademelaughsohard.

kthxbai.

P.S. In the spirit of Valentine's day, I heart you. See? --> <3

P.P.S. You and your hubby must be an absolute HOOT!

Alana Christine said...

HOLY COW! If that's not talent, idk what is!

Thank you for providing me with reading material that didn't involve love crap.

Kelly said...

You deserve an award for that - that's mad skill right there. I can't believe how long you can go on for! Hahah thanks for sharing :)

Natasha Louise said...

Alyx you are crazy I did not get a single word of that!!! hahahahaha

dina vanessa mercado said...

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kisses!!!

Keri said...

Hahahaha!!!!! We have that book...and I thought I was fast at it. Yeah, not so much. You're a rock star!!!

Sarah Kate said...

Holy crap!!!! If you can read that quickly outloud, I can't imagine how quickly it must go when you're just doing it in your head! That's amazing!!!

Mandy@OrangeAutumn said...

LOL, too funny!! That's pretty impressive. It was fun to watch :)