Dear Husband...

Yo. Howdy. Hello. Hi there. Bonjour. Hola. Hallo. 

I realized today that I don't talk about husband a lot. I tend to think that this okay, because my blog isn't a "newlywed" blog, and I don't feel the need to constantly tell the entire world how much I love him, or how perfect marriage is, or any of that stuff. The only problem I have with this is that I think that someday [either when I'm 103 or 28 and I wake up from a car crash and forget that I'm married to Channing Tatum Husband] I'd like to have it written down somewhere who this giant dude that I'm married to is. 

Don't worry, it's not all mushy gushy. I tend to keep that stuff just between us. :)

Dear Husband,

I think you're pretty great. When I met you, I thought you were a young'un because you had such a baby face. I was convinced that by dancing with you, I was breaking some sort of law. I mean, really. You did not look 21 at all. Once I found out you were, though, I was a little more okay with asking for your phone number [I got the moves like Jagger...] and consequently having a text-ersation for a few hours after we met. 

Haha, yeah... I married that!! 

After that night... we never really looked back, did we? Five and a half months later I said "I do" and we were officially stuck together for eternity. I don't mind, though. I've learned a lot about you in these past [almost] two years of knowing you. For example: 

- Your favorite place in the world is Scotland


- You still speak British English and say silly things like "flat" and "trousers," and misspell words like "color" and "favorite."

- You have an amazing voice. [don't believe me? Go click his little button on my left sidebar.]

- You think it's hilarious to come fart in my face and then run away (don't kill me for writing that). You also take ridiculous pictures like this: 


- You have very strong ears and can handle a ton of loud noises and yelling, because I have yet to figure out what an "inside voice" is. 

- You really like babies and are going to be a totally awesome dad. 


- [Insert inappropriate comment about making babies here]

- It is very difficult for you to take a photo without a cheesy smile. 


- Feeding you is more expensive than feeding 2 midgets (I've never fed two midgets, but I assume this is a true fact). 

- You almost always put the toilet seat down [number one husband trait right there, buddy]. Except last night when I almost fell in. You forgot last night. But... every other time, you remember. 

- You have a cute butt (please don't kill me for that, either). 


- You let me be a bed hog in bed and a water hog in the shower (don't get your disgusted face on, I know I am not the only person who showers with their husband)

- You like how "little" I am compared to you. I think it makes you feel strong. 


- You are huge, and with another face would probably be terrifying, but you are really just a big teddy bear who wouldn't hurt a fly (if a big crazy stalker is reading this... he wouldn't hurt a fly unless a fly tried to hurt me. If that happened.... he would murder the fly like the cold-blooded fly killer that he is). 

- Lots of other crap, but this is getting long. Ask me later, and I'll list off some more stuff. 

Moral of the story is... you're a pretty cool dude, and I'm happy you asked me to dance that one time, because life with you just keeps gettin' better. I like our impromptu singing and ridiculous dancing, I like our stupid and silly conversations (half of which are inappropriate so never end up here). I like it all! 
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49 comments:

Sarah Kate said...

This is my favorite Dear Husband letter I've seen anyone do! I was cracking up!!!! Ya'lls relationship is so similar to mine and Cory's. We just have so much fun!!!!

I think you're right about your husband - if he didn't have such a nice looking face, he could be really scary!!! That man is TALL!

Jenny-O said...

Alyx, this is such an adorable post!!! It's so cute that you know so much about Mike and that you took the time to write to him here! :)

Ali said...

SOOOO cute! And yeah you are so NOT the only one that showers with their hubs ;) It saves time and water for us hahahahaha such a cute mushy post I'm proud of you! ;)

Courtney B said...

Stop it. This is the cutest post EVER! You two are perfection... love it!

Breenah said...

You are adorable. I love this list. And really, if you can't shower with your husband then who can you shower with?

Natasha Louise said...

haha I love how you can be your own kind of mushy! I'm sure he will appreciate all these comments ;)

Alex Butts said...

WHAT! Y'all met dancing? I love this! And am confused about how I did not know it.

B said...

This is beyond adorable. The whole stinkin thing.

Firstly, you are a very handsome couple. By the way, who says handsome couple? That doesn't even make sense.

Secondly, he's darn cute. :-)

Thirdly, so are you!

Fourthly, I wish I could do something like this with my hubby, but he will murder me if his pictures are anywhere on the internet. :-p

YAY FOR CUTE BUTTS!

eef said...

hahaha I love it! You two are cute! How the heck tall are both of you? I feel short just reading this! lol

Jane {In the Pink and Green} said...

Aww such a sweet/funny post...I love it! Thanks for sharing! Xoxo

Rachel Sayumi. said...

Such a cute post. I want a husband! hahahah


xo
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Amy Lynn said...

so i'm sitting at work reading your post thinking to myself..."what a cute relationship" then i get to the part where it says "feeding you is more expensive than feeding 2 midgets" just as the phone rings and i have to answer but i'm laughing so hard so i sound like a retard. (poor lady on the other end) my family has this weird obsession with midgets. my brother who is getting married in march had one request and it was that midgets serve at his reception. hahaha oh i'm still laughing. good stuff.

Kassi Mortensen said...

Yay for awesome hubs! :) I'm beginning to think yours and mine are more and more alike... haha. Mine's really tall too... No baby face, but REALLY blonde hair makes up for that I guess... Funny how it's taboo to say you shower with the hubs. Saving water is good for the environment! ;)

Alana Christine said...

Aww! I'm glad we got to learn about hubster today! He sounds great!

Grateful4Crochet said...

Sweetest Post Ever!
You two are clearly well suited :)

Aleks said...

this was fantastic. and so sweet. i loved the killer fly part haha. im totally off to write a dear fiance letter now. thanks for the inspiration.

Lacy in the Sky with Diapers said...

sooo cute!! I think your but is pretty freaking nice too!!! I love that you got married 5 1/2 months after dating... Are you Mormon or something? haha I can only say that because I am too... ;)

Natalia Lynn said...

You are so funny, I love reading this! And my husband is super tall and does have a scary face and subsequently scares people! But he likes it that way I think... haha -Natalia

Anna said...

I like how 'baby face' is a label on your post. :D haha, sooooo...do you talk about baby faces a lot?

Seriously cute post Alyx. I'm grinning after reading it.

and out of curiosity, how big are German showers? I share a shower with a 6'4'' gentleman...it's a little cozy.

Heather said...

I love this post! Funny & totally sweet! And, I love the honesty. :)

Keri said...

This is perfect!! Exactly why God created marriage. :) And the two of you are absolutely adorable together!

Sarah said...

This is such a sweet post! I love hearing all about others' significant others. Haha. Hope you had a great day!

Michelle Buettner said...

This is so cute and funny! And I'm pretty sure my fiancé has the same ear strength, I also have no inside voice.

Sara Louise said...

My husband does the fart and run too... he thinks it's hilarious. Me, not so much.

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