I Ate Pumbaa [a Vlog] and other Random Crap

I will be serenading you today, but I feel like I should also mention (if you don't want to listen to me sing...), I'm over here as well. 


A weem ba wep a weem ba wep, a weem ba wep a weem ba wep...
In her kitchen, her tiny kitchen, Alyx ate Pumbaa tonightttttt
In her kitchen, her tiny kitchen, he tasted quite all righttttttttt
oooohhhhhhwweeeeeeeee, I ate some Pumbaa!!!
Okay, so it wasn't Warthog, but it was wild boar, which is pretty much the exact same thing, right? If it's not, don't bother arguing, because I don't really care. 

You know those people that literally have a song for everything? I'm one of those people. I wish my life was like a musical - too bad I can't dance. 

I'm good at a lot of things, but I'm not amazing at any one specific thing. This used to really bother me, but I've come to terms with the talents I have that aren't easily seen. For example, I'm an awesome leader, and I can command the attention of a room quite easily [that may be because I'm an Amazon woman, but I don't want to talk about it]. 

I almost crashed my bike today. I was coming home from the grocery store wearing a 50 pound backpack, and the bike was loaded down with our weekly supply of pop. This made for a very awkward ride home. I seriously considered getting off the bike and walking it. 
I'm nervous to pay my enrollment deposit, because it means I'm actually going to grad school. AHHHHHH!!!! 

Katrin wrote a hilarious blog post on Germans. As you all know, I love these people and all their ridiculous little quirks. If you don't believe what I tell you about them, you can hear it all there (and then some) from an actual German! 

I love you guys. Seriously. I love your emails, I love your comments, I love that I get to reply to each and every one of you. I love reading your blogs, I love it all. And now I'm done being a pansy. 

Happy Thursday! 
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24 comments:

Amy and the City said...

You are hilarious!! Hahaha the Mister has the same thing going in with his push bike, I could not handle groceries I am dangerous on a bike!!
Amy xo

Dearest Lou said...

Haha! You are so funny. Yay grad school is a big step, good for you! (: I want to get a bike so I can ride to the grocery store and stuff throughout the summer but after reading what happened to you today I don't know if I want to :P

eef said...

LOL I have a song for everything too--except not only can I not dance, i can't sing either. I'm probably the worst singer I've ever met. Ever. Except maybe my mom. She and I are both so tone deaf and screechy... lol

Breenah said...

That song was amazing. If you haven't, you need to watch the glass shattering episode of How I Met Your Mother. Marshall does the same song thing.

Alana Christine said...

Aww, I love you too! I'm sad I can't watch the vlog--I'm at work. I'll save it for another day. lol. Don't forget to link-up Tuesday!!

Ali said...

You are hilarious! I love you ;)

Thee FireWife said...

I'm sort of stuck on the fact that you hit and held notes... So impressive.

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

Haha you're awesome =-)

Sarah Kate said...

I'm going to have that tune stuck in my head the rest of the day now! :o)

Nicole Marie said...

SO funny! This reminded of the little thing my love & I had going on recently.

Anna said...

Mike rocks for doing back-up vocals. :) I love me some musical vlogging!
(you didn't say... did he taste good??)

J and A said...

ha ah this was awesome! :) So fun.

His Little Lady said...

aww, poor pumba! so sad!
and seriously, riding bikes with backpacks is always awkward! i'm sure it was really hard too! i'm surprised you didn't just walk your bike the rest of the way.
and don't be nervous for grad school. you will do amazing!!! ;)
xo TJ

Katrin said...

Haha, Alyx, you made me laugh sooooooo much!!!!!! And I wish I could sing like you, your voice is great!
And I am so happy that you liked my post about the weird Germans. :)

Kelsey said...

it's OK - the bike probably doesn't want to be sat on anyway, lol

Danielle said...

You crack me up!! Love this. You're the cutest.

Sierra said...

You know those people that literally have a song for everything? I'm one of those people. I wish my life was like a musical.
Yea, well...I know the feeling...
Beautiful song by the way. Just beautiful.

Sara Louise said...

Alyx, you are talented on so many levels! America's Got Talent needs to watch out!
And thank you for reminding me that all the times my father-in-law goes hunting, he's hunting Pumba. And I've eaten Pumba. Poor poor Pumba.

Sara Louise said...

Alyx, you are talented on so many levels! America's Got Talent needs to watch out!
And thank you for reminding me that all the times my father-in-law goes hunting, he's hunting Pumba. And I've eaten Pumba. Poor poor Pumba.

Keetha Broyles said...

LOL! You are one fun and funny girl and you've got "pipes" too!

Lissa @ The Looking Glass said...

haha you're too funny! glad i found you through the tid+bits link up.

http://lookinglassblog.blogspot.com

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