I don't know if you know this, but I am a HUGE [American] college football fan. Like, it is ridiculous.
The sun setting at a night game - sometimes being in the nosebleeds has its perks!I don't know why, but I wanted to talk about football today. I think it's about that time of the year where I start going through football withdrawals and counting down to the next season.
See the face I'm making in this picture? That's me, pretty much the entire game.
1. SOMEONE GET ME A FRICKIN UNIFORM!!! I THROW LIKE A GIRL, AND I'D STILL DO BETTER THAN YOU!! Because, yes, he can hear me screaming from the nosebleed section, and yes, I can throw the ball 20 yards. Are you sensing my sarcasm?
We get to games a few hours early, so how do we kill time until the screaming starts? PICTURES!3. IF YOU HAD ONE MORE EYE, REF, YOU'D BE A FREAKING CYCLOPS!!! I generally do not like referees. Mostly because they make a lot of bogus calls. Statistically, only 1 in every 7 calls made by a ref is accurate. What? You call BS on my statistics? Good, because I just made that up.
When I'm not screaming, I'm taking ridiculous pictures of myself and Husband.4. WHAT IS THIS?! POWDER PUFF FOOTBALL FOR PANSIES? SUCK IT UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!!! Because getting sacked by a 300 pound, 6'7" monster doesn't hurt one bit.
Also - for JUNE I have 3 small ad spots left, 3 medium ad spots left, and 1 feature ad spot left.