On Drunk Landlords.

Guys, I have a few blurbs for you. 

We got ketchup, frozen veggies, and steak from our incredibly intoxicated landlord. 

We put on running shoes and ran a little over a mile to the bus station so that a friend would make it home on time. 



I went to work and didn't have to do anything today. 

I discussed the wonders of How I Met Your Mother with Mormon missionaries. 

I learned the Triangle Game. And I sucked at it. 

Did I mention that our landlord was smashed/twisted/drunk/s***faced/inebriated when we got home at 8:30 p.m.?

I almost tossed my cookies after running that mile. But I was able to survive long enough to take some awesome pics. 





I have switched to washing my face with honey, and it's the most amazing thing I've ever done. 

PS Have you entered my giveaway yet?

21 comments:

Melissa said...

Washing your face with honey??? For real, does that work. I need details!

P.S LOVE your blog!

MikeGarnerMusic said...

Goof...

B said...

That watch out world I'm hardcore made me laugh so hard I almost embarassed myself.

SO glad I found your blog. I needed that laugh today. THANK YOU.

Alyx said...

@Melissa: YES!! It does. I had an awful break out a few days ago, and I've started washing my face with honey, and it's almost completely gone away.
Also.. I had a little mishap with hot wax and burnt off a chunk of my face in between my eyebrows, and the honey is helping to get rid of the scar.
It's amazeballs.

Alana Christine said...

bahahahaha. Love the randomness!
I like how you ran with a fancy scarf on! ha ha
Say what?! You wash your face with WHAT?!

Brooke said...

haha I love this! Love that gif. You are so hardcore.

Kelly said...

Bahahaha awesome! Washing your face with honey?

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

oh my goodness, you are too hilarious girl! and i just adore the little slideshow! isn't is just so fun? :)
xo TJ

Ayuni said...

cute pictures!

Kym ((bitty)) said...

haha! you look like fun :)
and like most others, i'm also intrigued by the honey wash. ima look into that.

xo
kym
bitty.and.bunny

Natasha Louise said...

Honey!!!??? Wow, who would have thought that would help your skin!??? Really?? Gonna try!!

Alex Butts said...

This post makes me laugh, I love the photoshoot in your tennies!

Sarah said...

Honey? If its that amazing, I might have to convert...

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