Said by No One, EVER.

Yep, I'm still pregnant. 

As I sit here listening to my "embarrassing favorites" station on iHeart Radio (great station - highly recommended, btw), I have come across a serious problem - skip limits. Here I am, jamming out to favorites like this:
and this:
and then what pops up? This:
I try to give it a "thumbs down" and I get a message saying, "Sorry, you've reached your skip limit for this station." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! Because of this dreadful occurrence, I have compiled a list of Things that were said by no one. EVER. 

1. What? I reached my skip limit on iHeart Radio? And the song is Photograph by Nickelback? That's okay, I LOVE Nickelback! -- No one. EVER.

2. What's this? Another invite to Candycrush saga on Facebook?! AWESOME!!! --No one. EVER.

3. That guy who played Steve on Blue's Clues was so. hot. --No one. EVER.

4. Tell me more about your love life and one night stands, girl on [insert means of public transportation here] screaming into your phone. --No one. EVER.

5. I'm so glad a thunderstorm decided to roll in on the first day I took the time to straighten my hair and put on makeup in over a month! -- No one. EVER.

And now for some of my favorite "No one. EVER." quotes... 
What are some of your favorite "No one. Ever." memes? Or are you of the opinion that they're overdone? 


Gayle said...

"No one. Ever. memes are so overdone" said no one. Ever.

Sarah said...

Haha I love this! It's the worst reaching your skip limit, too!

Katrin said...

Haha, this is awesome! I guess the socks with sandal thing is a huge deal in Germany. :)

Leslie said...

I'm still pregnant aren't alone. :) Love the Target one. Story of my life.

Anonymous said...

these just make me so dang happy!

Kylie said...

I actually do like (some) Nickelback, and proud of it ;) Haha! Their song "Never Gonna Be Alone" was one of the songs that we chose for our wedding video.

Whitney Leigh said...

I listened to the embarrassing favorites station a few weeks ago. and I legitimately was embarrassed because I loved them all. I had to turn it off after Barbie Girl. I was making a scene.

meet.make.laugh. said...

Haha awesome. I listen to songza and I don't think they have a skip limit? (Though not 100% sure...) Lots of great playlists too. ~Stephanie

I'll Love You Forever said...

Hahaha, hilarious! Love these! The Crocs one has got to be my fav. And the candy crush. Great post!

Postcards from Rachel said...

Ok, so I HATE the original Crocs, but they have some cute boots and flats. I know... cute Crocs?! But seriously, check them out. ;)

Natalie | Mrs. Janney | said...

Oh my gosh I HATE Nickelback!!! Why are they still making "music"?

Deidre said...

I must be living under a rock, because I've never seen this meme!

Liz Brown said...

"That guy in the skinny pants looks SO manly," said no one ever.

Lourdes said...

The Channing Tatum one made me laugh so hard! :)


Alex, Speaking Denglish said...

They might be verging on overdone, but there are some that are just too good and totally make it ok, like the Blues Clues statement.

RadiantKristen said...

The Blues Clues one was my favorite.

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