All about the Panties.

Good morning and happy Friday!! What do you say we talk about that one time I dropped my underwear on a crowded bus? 

Once upon a time (you know it's gonna be good, because it starts like that), Alyx was in college. She lived in an apartment complex full of handsome young men with hot bods (I didn't know my husband yet, so it's okay to say that guys). 
Alyx rode a shuttle bus to school most days because she was too cheap to pay $500 a semester for parking. Unfortunately for her, many of the hotties with bodies also rode said shuttle bus. Normally this was not a problem, but one morning it was. 

You see, Alyx had just finished her laundry and was running late. She threw her laptop and books into her backpack, and sprinted out the door. What she didn't know, however, is that a pair of pink, lacy, polka dot panties had also made their way out of the apartment. 

She made it to the bus in time, and, out of breath, took a seat behind Mr. Sexy Face. As she sat down, Mr. Sexy Face turned to her, held up the panties, and said, "Ummm. I think you dropped these." 

....At least they weren't granny panties?? 

Please note that this is my "most embarrassing moment" (at least the most embarrassing one that will find its way to the interwebs), and I'm linking up here (even though I've failed at this whole "blog every day in May" thing). 
In other news, the book for this month's Blogger Book Club is 1984 by George Orwell. Go out and get a copy from your local library and read along with us, why don't you? 

27 comments:

ifs ands Butts said...

hahahaha I would have turned into a tomato!

Niken said...

hahaha,,
no, i can't think but laugh right now. sorry.

Breenah said...

I think it would have been a better story if they were granny panties. Then you coulda been all "Nope. Not mine."

Katrin said...

Haha, love that story! :) Thanks for sharing!

meet.make.laugh. said...

OH MAN. Haha that is a pretty awesome story. You are right, at least they weren't granny panties! ~Stephanie

Zoe Byrd said...

my friend did the same thing but the elastic broke on the ones she was wearing and they were down around her ankles in no time.

Raych said...

I used to ride the shuttle from east campus when I went to Nebraska. One day, when I looked particularly haggard, I ran into my ex boyfriend from high school. He apparently had enrolled at the law school. awkward. (I am glad that I didn't drop my panties or other undergarments. It could have been worse:)

Kassi Mortensen said...

Funny how many embarrassing moments involve the underwears.... haha!

Lauren said...

That was my first thought - at least they were cute! And clean...

Sarah Shumate said...

Yes!!! That's awesome! And you're so right - thank God they weren't granny panties. It could have been much worse.

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

Oh my gosh that is too much. But you're right, at least they weren't granny panties!

Kelly said...

LOL! This is great. I'm sure Mr sexy face was pretty happy he got to pick up your panties ;)

Andi of My Beautiful Adventures said...

OMG I would have DIED!

RadiantKristen said...

I'm alternating "you poor thing" and laughing hysterically. "You poor thing" is kind of winning though, so that's a plus. I'm just glad that isn't the story of how you met Mike!

Lourdes said...

Yup. I would have died of embarrassment.

XO Lourdes

Sara Louise said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'd die.

Martha Woods said...

Oh I would have just melted into the floor!!!

Elaine Day said...

Hahaha. Awesome story. Thanks for sharing with us :)

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